mikeyboy13's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[XiaoXiao Beth the Thief!]

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I agree with what you're saying and all... but why the fuck would we care?

If you want to rant, do it on the message boards god damnit not here. People come to NG to be entertained by flash movies, not to read this bullshit.

Post your crap in the message boards, but 95% of the people who watch this movie won't give a flying fuck.

TFX responds:

And yet who are you giving the 5 to? Zhu Zhu the creator? He probably doesn't have a clue how the hell it's doing here. You're giving it to someone who didn't even make the movie. You come to Newgrounds and respect the rules, yet you bend the rules if you think the movie is cool. I have (and so many others) posted this on the NG BBS, but the fact of the matter is, most of those who vote high on XiaoXiao are non-BBS members.

[Zero Wing]

Ooh la la!

I especially loved the intro, it was definitely cinema-quality. No doubt this is one of the best movies to grace Newgrounds with its presence.

My only problem with it is that despite the great hi-quality music there were no sound effects. That made me lose my attention on the movie. If you had added sound effects you would have gotten the higher score which this movie deserves.

TFX responds:

I learned a shitload from Zero Wing for use in Definity :)

[Booty-Dance 2]

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You're damn right this should be deleted immediately, it was pulled directly off of Flashkit.com with no modifications at all except for Created by Brad, and I doubt it was created by you I having seen it before.

smithb responds:

hahahha, think before you talk bitch. I submitted this video to flashkit along with my friends from dot-com productions, quit jumping to conlusions. Get your ass kicked that way.

[The Dest. of the World]

Ohh, man...

I thought that this was going to be good... it had so much potential. Damn!

Ok, let me explain: The destruction of the world is supposed to be sad. There is sad music at times, but everything else is supposed to be humorous. The voice acting was only OK, but the script was awful. "Uhh, according to the sensors, there is no life here, ever again." That doesn't make sense. I understand all of the jokes, but they weren't exactly knee-slappers. The interactivity was an OK thing to add, but I don't really see the point if it doesn't change the ending.

The thing that I did like was the time and the graphics. Sweet... But try again.

Ryoken responds:

Thanks for the review, but i have to say something...
When my friend and I create a comic, most of the humor comes from the random and sensless things that happen (like when I answered the radio, originaly he froze in the air conditioner... totaly random and wierd, but funny).
My next movie will be longer, and with a VERY original and strong story line, but will have no interactivity (i'm shooting for a 30 minute movie...)
please consider re-voting!
Thank you!
-Ryoken

[Miss.Dynamite XIII]

woohoo!

That rocked! Damn, you're good at Flash.
Only 1 problem with it though:
I'm a guy, and when I was watching the movie and you got to the part where guys are supposed to skip it... well, I'm always a bit disappointed when I'm unable to see a whole movie, because, you know, I want to get the most out of it I can before I close it. So I went ahead anyways, but when I saw her take out the nails and his balls hung out...
AHHH!!!!
*twitch*
Th at actually made me feel sympathy for the backstreet boy... and guys despise them more than any girl does!! You don't understand, that is... cruel... *cry* noooooo

Sirkowski responds:

Yeah, but you still voted 9/10 ; ) hehehe! Thanks